Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya

Saying-Goodbye-to-QE

With only six days remaining until the official change we have all been waiting for, I wanted to say a few parting words to Patricia Godziszewski:

Goodbye
Bye-bye
Bye
Godspeed
Buhbyes
Talk to you later
Ta ta for now
Ciao
Sayanora
Kamsahamnidah
Unhello
See ya
McGoodbye
May the forces of evil get lost on the way to you front doorstep
Live long and prosper
Cheerio!
Out
Y’all come back now
May your teeth never be replaced by freshly ironed wool socks.
So long
Farewell
Bon voyage
May you never awaken one morning and find yourself with Iranian death camps for hands and Gorbachev’s eyelids attached to your feet.
Aloha
L’hitraot
Kol Tuv
Shalom
Peace out
May your spleen never transform into a solution to the European   Union’s impending energy crisis and become a battlefield for an upcoming war to end all wars.
Be well, fellow citizen
I must take leave of you now
Adios
Arrivaderci
Do svidanja
Au revoir
Hasta la vista
Fare thee well
May your mouth never be conquered by a band of marauding Vikings.
Auf Wiederhören
Auf Wiedersehen
Servus
Tschüss
Tschüs
Tschö
Tschau
Bis dann
Bis bald
Bis später
May you never have your soul absorbed into the Netherworld by a power-hungry televangelist.
Bis morgen
Bis Freitagabend
Bis nächste Woche
God be with ye
Bis zur Konferenz
Bis irgendwann
Kkkkk…out.
Stay cool, home-brotha
Tot Ziens
Later days
Tschuess
Avrio
adeus
May you never urinate the sweet sweet sounds of 70’s disco funk.
That is all.
May you never drown in a vat of monkey semen.
I’m leaving now.
May the Abu Jabi never bake muffins in your lower intestine.
daa daa dit daa daa daa daa daa daa daa dit dit daa dit dit dit daa dit daa daa dit
(*wave flags down and down-right) (*wave flags left and up-left) (*wave flags left and up-left) (*wave flags up and down) (*wave flags left and down) (*wave flags up-left and right) (*wave flags down and up-right)
No more of you.
SHOO! SHOO!
And…I’m out.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
In a while, crocodile!
Uh, I can hear the voices calling me…see ya (thanks to Merlin)
Ta-ra
Cheers
Fine, then go!
I’m gone!
Get lost
Na-na-naa-na, hey hey hey, Goodbye!
Pasta-and-bagels
All-feet-are-the-same
Olive-oil
Aavjo
Shalom, y’all!
Hallo
Later, gator!
If I don’t return, avenge my death!
This is me. And this is the back of me.
Tutloo
Chevio
Pip Pip
See ya later, alligator
Not now, brown cow
‘Til then, penguin
Hasta mañana, iguana
You stay classy [insert city name here].
Tallyhoo!
Timeout for now Houston
Keep it between the lines…
Keep it between the lines…and dirty side down
Dasvedania (thanks to Technoman)
Paka (thanks to Technoman)
Keep it real (thanks to Technoman)
May your mother’s cousin never be assaulted by Attila the Hun at the supermarket
Hasta luego
Leb wohl!
Mach’s gut!
À voir!
À bientôt!
Äddi!
Avoir!
Nos veremos.
Vaarwel.
Zàijiàn
Zdravo
Tchau
Tootles
Até logo
Hasta la pasta
Valle!
Móin, móin!
Xau
Beijinhos

Abraço
Fica bem
Até amanhã
May bad luck always be at your heels, but never catch you
Xi chien
TTYL
C U L8R
chao
adichao
Inabit, inabizzle.
Don’t let the back door hit ya where the good Lord split ya
May your feet never fall off and grow back as cactuses
Moi

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